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GREG GUTFELD: So Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her operating mate. I believe I converse for tens of millions of Americans once I say, who? So that is Governor Walz. There he’s. Do you understand we’re the identical age? I do know, I do know. He appears to be like just like the founding father of a regulation agency specializing in private damage. He appears to be like just like the man at church who remarries one month after his spouse mysteriously passes away. He appears to be like like a highschool soccer coach who made positive everybody showered after observe.
Democratic presidential candidate, U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris and Democratic vice presidential candidate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz seem on stage collectively throughout a marketing campaign occasion at Girard College on August 6, 2024 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Harris ended weeks of hypothesis about who her operating mate can be, choosing the 60-year-old Midwestern governor over different candidates. (Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)
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Now, I do not wish to say Tim is far-left, however even Bernie Sanders is like, Holy s—, you picked him? During the BLM riots, Walz blamed the unrest on an absence of equality and inclusion. He known as the occasions thrilling, for they created a way of optimism. Yeah, I assume they need to have burned down extra buildings.
After all, nothing is extra equal than hearth. But I assume Walz is a Molotov cocktail, a half-full sort of man. I wager that 9/11 actually helped folks in Lower Manhattan afford hire. Too quickly? Walz has a 100% ranking from Planned Parenthood, incomes him complete help from Kamala’s husband’s former nanny.
So why did Kamala Harris select Walz as her operating mate? Apparently, he was the one one who did not chortle and hold up when she known as. Meanwhile, a gaggle of comedians together with Ben Stiller, Kathy Griffin and Rosie O’Donnell held a fundraiser over a Zoom name on Monday known as ‘Comics for Kamala.’
Actor Nick Offerman appeared on a “Comics for Kamala” livestream to assist rally for Harris. (Photo by ELIJAH NOUVELAGE/AFP through Getty Images | YouTube screenshot)
Wow. I assume no good comics needed to do it. By the best way, Rosie mentioned she purchased 100 Kamala t-shirts and won’t take them off till Kamala’s within the White House. In a associated story, Kamala’s web site is out of triple further massive.
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All proper, so that you bear in mind Kimberly Cheatle, the ex-Secret Service head who virtually let Donald Trump get assassinated in rural Pennsylvania as a result of no person seen there was a handy roof simply taking pictures distance from the place Trump stood? Sorry, numerous folks seen. They simply weren’t within the Secret Service.
A brand new House invoice would mandate the Secret Service director be confirmed by the Senate after the July 13 Trump rally that led to the ouster of Director Kimberly Cheatle. (Getty Images)
There was additionally a man operating round with a rifle. Other than that, no indicators of hassle. Well, since then, we have realized much more about Cheatle, as she was appointed by Biden in 2022 after serving out his element when he was VP, which was a straightforward job when Bin Laden thought Biden was much more damaging to America alive. But not solely does Cheatle suck at stopping folks from taking pictures, she will be able to’t maintain them from snorting both. Remember that coke they discovered within the White House a 12 months in the past?
A photograph of the bag of cocaine found within the White House on July 2. (U.S. Secret Service)
You know, we’d have talked about it a time or 20 right here on this present. I have not talked about cocaine that a lot since I used to be Larry Kudlow’s supplier. Remember how essentially the most elite, well-funded regulation enforcement company on the earth simply could not appear to determine the place that stuff got here from? Even although it is in essentially the most closely secured constructing within the nation. Well, as Susan Crabtree at RealClear Politics stories, Cheatle might have needed the proof destroyed.
Cheatle was, quote, ‘pissed off that her order to destroy the evidence was denied.’ Well, who does she suppose she is? Hillary Clinton? Hunter, a widely known cokehead, had been staying within the White House, after which, oddly, coke was discovered within the White House. What a coincidence. That’s like discovering a case of pies below Chris Christie’s mattress. But come on, you say Hunter would not depart one thing that important to him simply anyplace. It’s not like a laptop computer or a baby…oh.
But apparently, DNA testing had begun, however not completed. Perhaps as a result of if it was accomplished, then they’d have one thing to report. Meanwhile, the media was joyful to let this story dissipate like a fart in a crowded elevator. Seriously, what occurred to this story? Seems like an ideal project for an actual reporter. Except for one downside. The dope within the White House was a Democrat, and it is a Democrat whose insurance policies and competence and psychological state had been already below hearth. Now think about if this had been a Trump White House. It can be the lead story on each channel. It can be worse than Watergate, the top of democracy, and but one more reason Trump is unfit for workplace. Sorry, the one drug the Trump youngsters are taking is calcium.
Now, the Secret Service is denying this report. A spokesperson advised Fox that that is false and there are retention insurance policies for prison investigations and the Secret Service adhered to these necessities throughout the case. Well, possibly, however there was a time after we may need believed that. That time was earlier than Trump was practically killed, and so they flat-out lied to us about it. They declare they did not flip down repeated requests for further safety. That was not a misstatement, nor a mistake, however a lie. So why would they lie about this too? Meanwhile, a Homeland Security Inspector basic report simply revealed that texts had been deleted from the telephones of brokers on responsibility throughout the January sixth riot. Wonder why they might do this?
Well, based on Crabtree, the Secret Service wiped the texts to wash up for the company’s efficiency on Jan. sixth, so you do not should be Sherlock Holmes to see the sample right here. Hell, you do not even should be John Holmes. Now, the assault on Trump was mere weeks in the past, however the media has already moved on. We nonetheless do not know why the shooter did it and no person appears to care. It’s identical to the coke story.
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Which makes us surprise what the hell is happening…unguarded roofs, no counter-drones, information of a person with a rangefinder, images of the shooter by the Secret Service a half hour earlier than the taking pictures, not checking IDs, rally goers declaring crooks to regulation enforcement…and nothing being performed. The president not being taken off the stage regardless of information of a risk, video of the gunman in plain sight beforehand…I’ve seen bars at spring break with higher safety.
Was Kimberly Cheatle in cost or SirHan SirHan? The Secret Service blamed warmth, sloped roofs and native police. Then FBI head Christopher Wray lied and mentioned that Trump might not have been shot. Was it like Thomas Crooks was James Bond?
He did every little thing he might to arouse suspicion. Were all these authorities brokers failures? Or was Crooks the one authorities agent that failed? That sounds loopy. It is loopy. But if we ever wish to discover out the reality, we’ll most likely have to rent Oliver Stone.
